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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker:

    So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* I'm in

  • real hacker:

    But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet

  • movie hacker:

    I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done

  • real hacker:

    What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.

  • movie hacker:

    Want me to break into the CIA next?

  • real hacker:

    I don't even think you should attempt to...

  • movie hacker:

    *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

pattilahell:

westendblues:

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

This is sweet how instead of the other 2 laughing they console the baby and get annoyed w the dad

Lmaooo I forgot how amazing this video is

(Source: youtube.com)

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

t3mplvr:

miss-love:

thepsycheofdee:

66-seals-of-fuck-you:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

scumsucking-roadwh0re:

#DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME IM NOT OVER THIs

friendly reminder that when the actor who played khal drogo met the actress who plays daenerys he shouted “WIFEY!” and tackled her

Also reminder that during one of the sex scenes they were supposed to film, he came on with a sock puppet on his dick and Emilia Clarke was laughing so hard they had to take a ten minute break. 

​My life is
INFINITELY better knowing those tidbits of information

at the Q&A panel I went to with him he said before every sex scene with her he would go “I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY” before getting into character and going at it

these two are everything

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